Money Money

Money Money, a game by the mysteriously obscure company "Zaccariah", opens with a strangled voice saying "You can go and look for money" in all the digital veracity that 1982 could provide. The game that follows is a maze chase game designed by a five year old with severe learning disabilities. As a white-hatted criminal, you go and look for money, through city streets, on top of skyscrapers, and even in the middle of a raging river, all while trying to outrun the police, who you can temporarily stun but never kill. The pseudo-isometric controls are confusing and atrocious, the graphics look like said 5 year old's doodlings, and the poorly sampled voice clips sound bad even for the era.