
I honestly have no idea in hell what this game is even about. Ok, I'll try, for my readers' sake. Apparently you are a pig in a hoopty who must collect his fellow porkers, all while avoiding the dreaded tnt bombs and disembodied wolf heads. However, your heroic efforts will not be thwarted by wolves so much as obstacles in the road, as your car has less jumping power than Toad carrying the whole mushroom kingdom on his back. So, prepare to see this screen a lot:

Overall, this nonkosher attempt at moon patrol isn't even worth downloading for free.
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