Return of Lady Frog

Who is Lady Frog? And what exactly is she returning from? Expect to have neither of these questions answered and many more raised by The Return Of Lady Frog, a d-grade erotic game from the decidedly unsexily named Microhard. After getting through a baffling title screen, featuring a picture of a treefrog, and an even more confusing picture with bright red lips telling you to "kiss your lady", you get to the, uh, meat of the game, which involves a sort of mix of Qix and Bomberman, though you are fighting cheaply animated balloons instead of other bombing men, and are revealing very 90's nudie pictures instead of abstract swathes of color. You play as a poorly animated frog sprite that would not look out of place in 1980, but who seems to jibe with the 90's shareware aesthetic and the digitized photos. Those looking for a cheap thrill are advised to look elsewhere, and those seeking an actual good game are, well, probably already playing qix and bomberman.